A drumroll, please. But not from Whiplash, because it would be cruel to remind us of such things.
Nay, a drumroll to announce our final* predictions for the 88th Annual Academy Awards. Drinks in hand, we worked through all 24 categories in a magnanimous effort to help you win your office pool. No need to send us a cut of your winnings. Helping fellow Oscar-obsessives is what we do.
*Final means "subject to change." Set-in-stone predictions to be posted Sunday.